S
ometimes, when they're bored, Penn State football play-
ers will cue up each other's pages on Rivals.com or some
other recruiting website and start busting chops. They'll
begin with the photos, laughing at how young they looked
back in high school, then move onto the highlight videos.
Even though most of those clips are made up of feats that no
ordinary human could ever hope to duplicate, the players still
